Five Tips for staying young


NOVEMBER 2020
  1. You are not young.
  2. You are old.
  3. What classifies as “old”? You.
  4. Date twinks or Daddys only (do not mix).
  5. In a deep closet or forgotten attic keep a portrait of yourself. If it gets grotesquely older whilst you stay tight and young, you’ve done it correctly.